Fried Gravy

Bitches be singin' my name.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “STOP SITTING AROUND! YOU SHOULD BE DOING YOUR JOBS.”Bottom Text: “LADY, THIS IS THE BREAK ROOM. PLEASE GET OUT.”]
So, I was in the break room with several other coworkers, and we’re discussing weather, sales, the usual stuff. Then I think I hear somebody shouting and I tell them to be quiet. We stop and don’t hear anything, I say I must’ve been imagining it. We resume talking, but then we all hear somebody shouting “Hello?”
Then the break room door opens and there’s a customer standing there, demanding that one of us assist her. We politely refuse because, hello, this is the damn break room! You’re a customer, you are not allowed back here! She tried to say that she didn’t know, but that’s bullshit because she would have had to go through our backstock area, which is clearly marked by doors saying “STAFF ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT”.
We managed to get her out, but I’m pretty sure she didn’t believe us even after that.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “STOP SITTING AROUND! YOU SHOULD BE DOING YOUR JOBS.”

Bottom Text: “LADY, THIS IS THE BREAK ROOM. PLEASE GET OUT.”]

So, I was in the break room with several other coworkers, and we’re discussing weather, sales, the usual stuff. Then I think I hear somebody shouting and I tell them to be quiet. We stop and don’t hear anything, I say I must’ve been imagining it. We resume talking, but then we all hear somebody shouting “Hello?”

Then the break room door opens and there’s a customer standing there, demanding that one of us assist her. We politely refuse because, hello, this is the damn break room! You’re a customer, you are not allowed back here! She tried to say that she didn’t know, but that’s bullshit because she would have had to go through our backstock area, which is clearly marked by doors saying “STAFF ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT”.

We managed to get her out, but I’m pretty sure she didn’t believe us even after that.

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mangacide:

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disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.


Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

They have the same age difference as Axton and Gaige in Borderlands 2 and I get flak sometimes for shipping them T^T

mangacide:

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

image

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

They have the same age difference as Axton and Gaige in Borderlands 2 and I get flak sometimes for shipping them T^T

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wantonforwontons:


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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