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Bitches be singin' my name.

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tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

My dad’s house.

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riven-plenary: clusterbeatboxer: khaleesi: jewbilant: you see this? it’s called a razor if you’re a girl, USE IT your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY Or! Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following: hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women? women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it. childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them. AND ALSO: there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate.  all mammals have hair. We’re mammals. AND FINALLY: No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to. You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point? Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same. where do these intelligent people COME from?! Keep them coming.  Fuckin’ epic! For realz.

riven-plenary:

clusterbeatboxer:

khaleesi:

jewbilant:

you see this?

it’s called a razor

if you’re a girl, USE IT

your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay

you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything

YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY

Or!

Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following:

  1. hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women?
  2. women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it.
  3. childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them.

AND ALSO:

  1. there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate. 
  2. all mammals have hair. We’re mammals.

AND FINALLY:

  1. No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to.

You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point?

Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same.

where do these intelligent people COME from?!

Keep them coming. 

Fuckin’ epic! For realz.

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I’ll come back to you. I promise!

I know you will!

I love this ending. It’s awesome and super duper sweet, but I learned to not wanna watch it because I was one of the unfortunate souls who got a screwed up disc that kept freezing after she said, “I KNOW YOU WILL” right when the damned sparkles come into the air.

So I beat Ansem 5-10+ times in an attempt to get through it. I’m shocked I didn’t see sparkles everywhere for weeks.

Oh, how I hate Ansem. So much.

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365 Days — Day 18Why you made your blog, why you still have it  Uuuuh… A friend insisted I make one, then I neglected it. Then another friend insisted it’d help my website in which I posted a lot, then neglected it again. For me, tumblr is that toy you have set aside for when you are bored. You check on it sometimes to make sure no one stole it, but otherwise you mainly frequent it because you have nothing better to do. Aaaand I like my bizarro name. I guess.

365 Days — Day 18
Why you made your blog, why you still have it 

Uuuuh… A friend insisted I make one, then I neglected it. Then another friend insisted it’d help my website in which I posted a lot, then neglected it again.

For me, tumblr is that toy you have set aside for when you are bored. You check on it sometimes to make sure no one stole it, but otherwise you mainly frequent it because you have nothing better to do.

Aaaand I like my bizarro name. I guess.

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