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Bitches be singin' my name.

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A stranger texted me and refused to tell me who they were, so~ (btw, if you understand my references I love you)

Them:
Who's this!!?
Me:
Who are you?
Them:
U called me
Me:
No, I didn't.
Them:
Yes u did,who I this !?
Me:
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
Them:
.......?seriously !!!!!!
Me:
I am the headache in the criminal mind.
Them:
What the heak? Who is this !!!!!!Ø=,Ø=,
Me:
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am....

Filed under texting text phone conversation troll lolololol

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Best Text Conversation Ever

Me:
Text.
Companion:
Response.
Me:
Reply to response.
Companion:
Inquisitive question.
Me:
Lame answer.
Companion:
Disappointed response to lame answer.
Me:
Obnoxious K reply.
Companion:
Stops texting due to no logical response.
Me:
Whines about being bored though clearly making no effort to make a good conversation.

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